The massive width of Shayna’s upper-arms made her feel very lonely at times.

The massive width of Shayna’s upper-arms made her feel very lonely at times.

(via scvmflower)

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lowacoaster:

Arright, time to plug the shit out of this game via tumblr.

Hi friends and followers of the Tumblr universe! For the past four months, myself and a team of 19 designers, programmers, artists and sound designers have been working on our game, Groovy Tuesday, and have just submitted it to the student Indie Games Festival competition! Groovy Tuesday is still in development, but we’ve got latest builds available to play test and we really appreciate as much feedback as possible! So check out our website & Facebook, play our game, reblog, spread the funk! Awwww yeah! 

http://groovytuesdaygame.com/

https://www.facebook.com/groovytuesdaygame

Just gettin’ this out there again, y’know. 

(Source: laurasmagiccastle)

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With Garmin’s new “Jeff Mangum” setting, you can reach your destination with help from Mr. Two-Headed Boy himself! Here are some quotes:
"Turn right when I finish yelling I LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUU JEEESSSSSSSUUUUSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTT"
"You have reached your destination, in this place that is circling all round the sun."

With Garmin’s new “Jeff Mangum” setting, you can reach your destination with help from Mr. Two-Headed Boy himself! Here are some quotes:

"Turn right when I finish yelling I LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUU JEEESSSSSSSUUUUSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTT"

"You have reached your destination, in this place that is circling all round the sun."

(Source: hideawaythemess, via mysadbeautifultragic)

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Lyssa snuck in a quick cig during her 5,000th American Apparel photo shoot. 

Lyssa snuck in a quick cig during her 5,000th American Apparel photo shoot. 

(via navoa)

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Malorie had begun to wash her hair using only Fun Dip, and it was really working out. 

Malorie had begun to wash her hair using only Fun Dip, and it was really working out. 

(Source: punk-)

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Savannah wondered if the Eiffel Tower reminded anyone else of their boyfriend’s penis. 

*Thanks for the photo submission, Nathan!

Savannah wondered if the Eiffel Tower reminded anyone else of their boyfriend’s penis. 

*Thanks for the photo submission, Nathan!

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cvidale said: What happened to you all? You're the reason I go on Tumblr :(

We have been taking a sabbatical in order to more thoroughly understand the mystery that is the back of the head snapshot. We’ve been listening to Neutral Milk Hotel on repeat and only wearing American Apparel see-through bodysuits for the entire break, and we feel ready to begin captioning once again. Thank you for your concern. 

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To her horror, Stacey had slept with her ex-boyfriend, The Ocean, and was forced to sneak out before he woke up.

To her horror, Stacey had slept with her ex-boyfriend, The Ocean, and was forced to sneak out before he woke up.

(Source: kayleyhyde)

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The film is a crossover between Inception and Lords of Dogtown. It’s going to be a hit.

The film is a crossover between Inception and Lords of Dogtown. It’s going to be a hit.

(via striveforsimplicity)

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Meredith would stay underwater until someone threw her bikini top to her. 

Meredith would stay underwater until someone threw her bikini top to her. 

(via int0theflames)

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The ocean was infinite. No matter what they did or what went wrong, the ocean would always be there—which made it a great place to dump Jake’s body.

The ocean was infinite. No matter what they did or what went wrong, the ocean would always be there—which made it a great place to dump Jake’s body.

(via mysadbeautifultragic)

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Copies of Kerouac’s On the Road and Thoreau’s Walden were merely fronts for Beverly’s collection of Baby-sitters Club paperbacks.

Copies of Kerouac’s On the Road and Thoreau’s Walden were merely fronts for Beverly’s collection of Baby-sitters Club paperbacks.

(Source: , via imaginaryheroes)

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After watching Across the Universe, Kristine needed to make a statement that she had left her atheletic, jock stereotype behind and had taken up the bohemian style. Hippies were just so much cooler. 

After watching Across the Universe, Kristine needed to make a statement that she had left her atheletic, jock stereotype behind and had taken up the bohemian style. Hippies were just so much cooler. 

(Source: dirtyacid)

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phosphore:
She was beginning to think she should have taken her friends’ advice instead of responding to that Craigslist modeling ad…

phosphore:

She was beginning to think she should have taken her friends’ advice instead of responding to that Craigslist modeling ad…

(via meet-me-in-berlin)

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nevver:
Sarah comforted her friend in need. “It’s okay, Jan. Sure, the vomiting is uncomfortable, but that space between your thighs is just almost there…!”

nevver:

Sarah comforted her friend in need. “It’s okay, Jan. Sure, the vomiting is uncomfortable, but that space between your thighs is just almost there…!”

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