Ever noticed the excess of photos of skinny hipster chicks in forest preserves and whatnot? Ever wanted to come home from class and procrastinate on that big paper by looking at the best collection of the backs of chick's heads on Tumblr? Well we did! And so did millions of others. Join us! You will never look at that person in front you the same again.
Created by; LW, KC, LD and
DM.
With Garmin’s new “Jeff Mangum” setting, you can reach your destination with help from Mr. Two-Headed Boy himself! Here are some quotes:
“Turn right when I finish yelling I LOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOUUUU JEEESSSSSSSUUUUSSSSSSS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSTTT”
“You have reached your destination, in this place that is circling all round the sun.”
(Source: hideawaythemess, via mybeautyqueen)
Malorie had begun to wash her hair using only Fun Dip, and it was really working out.
(Source: punk-)
Savannah wondered if the Eiffel Tower reminded anyone else of their boyfriend’s penis.
*Thanks for the photo submission, Nathan!
cvidale asked: What happened to you all? You're the reason I go on Tumblr :(
We have been taking a sabbatical in order to more thoroughly understand the mystery that is the back of the head snapshot. We’ve been listening to Neutral Milk Hotel on repeat and only wearing American Apparel see-through bodysuits for the entire break, and we feel ready to begin captioning once again. Thank you for your concern.
To her horror, Stacey had slept with her ex-boyfriend, The Ocean, and was forced to sneak out before he woke up.
(Source: kayleyhyde)
The film is a crossover between Inception and Lords of Dogtown. It’s going to be a hit.
(via striveforsimplicity)
The ocean was infinite. No matter what they did or what went wrong, the ocean would always be there—which made it a great place to dump Jake’s body.
(via mybeautyqueen)
Copies of Kerouac’s On the Road and Thoreau’s Walden were merely fronts for Beverly’s collection of Baby-sitters Club paperbacks.
(Source: , via imaginaryheroes)
After watching Across the Universe, Kristine needed to make a statement that she had left her atheletic, jock stereotype behind and had taken up the bohemian style. Hippies were just so much cooler.
(Source: dirtyacid)
She was beginning to think she should have taken her friends’ advice instead of responding to that Craigslist modeling ad…
(via meet-me-in-berlin)
Sarah comforted her friend in need. “It’s okay, Jan. Sure, the vomiting is uncomfortable, but that space between your thighs is just almost there…!”
Oh, bench. At least you understand my crippling adolescent melancholy.
(Source: starfloat, via mybeautyqueen)
